Official Rip Big Guy Real Gs Move In Silence Like Lasagna Shirts
Brenda, bless her heart, meant well. She’d ordered “Official Rip Big Guy Real Gs Move In Silence Like Lasagna Shirts” for the entire bowling team after Barry, their star bowler (and, well, a big guy), announced his retirement. Only, Brenda hadn’t quite grasped the “move in silence” part.
During the retirement party, she’d hired a Mariachi band. As Barry was presented with his oversized, gravy-stained lasagna, the band launched into a particularly boisterous rendition of “La Cucaracha.” Right then, Brenda proudly unveiled the shirts. Barry, mid-bite, choked on a noodle, spraying lasagna sauce everywhere. The team, already roaring with laughter, erupted into a cacophony of coughs and snorts. The shirts, vibrant orange with bold lettering, were now speckled with red sauce, proving that Real Gs sometimes move in silence, but lasagna certainly doesn’t.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












