Official Renaissance Mutant X Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shirts
The subway car rattled, a metal symphony of urban misery. A boombox, held aloft by a kid with neon green hair, blasted a distorted hip-hop beat. Across from him, a woman in a power suit glared daggers while simultaneously battling a rogue strand of hair.
Suddenly, a voice cut through the noise. “Dude, sweet shirt!”
All eyes swiveled to a lanky teenager pointing at a man crammed near the doors. The man, sporting a receding hairline and a bewildered expression, was indeed wearing something… unique. It was a faded t-shirt depicting Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and Leonardo, but with Renaissance ruffs and oddly bulging muscles.
“Official Renaissance Mutant X Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shirts?” the teenager exclaimed, practically drooling. “Where did you even *find* that?!”
The man stammered, adjusting his glasses. “Uh… thrift store. Five bucks.”
The teenager gasped. “Five bucks?! That’s like, a historical artifact! You’re sitting on a goldmine, man!” He pulled out his phone, fingers flying across the screen. “eBay, here I come! This baby’s going viral!” The boombox beat suddenly felt a little less grating.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on