Official Raccoon Careful Ive Got Wisdom Sarcasm And Bad Knees T Shirt
The rhythmic swish of soapy brushes against metal was almost hypnotic. I leaned against the cool glass of the waiting room, fiddling with my phone. My “Official Raccoon Careful Ive Got Wisdom Sarcasm And Bad Knees T Shirt” was probably the most interesting thing in this beige box.
Suddenly, a throat cleared beside me. I looked up to see a tall, impeccably dressed woman, probably in her late fifties, sporting a pearl necklace that could choke a horse. “Excuse me,” she said, her voice surprisingly soft. “I couldn’t help but notice your…t-shirt.”
I braced myself for a disapproving glare. Instead, she chuckled. “Wisdom, sarcasm, and bad knees. Darling, you’ve summed up my entire existence!” She extended a perfectly manicured hand. “Penelope. And I absolutely *adore* raccoons.” I shook her hand, bewildered. Maybe this car wash wasn’t so boring after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












