Official Queen Bitch Shirts
Brenda, notorious for her online boutique “Brenda’s Baubles & Sass,” was launching her highly anticipated “Official Queen Bitch Shirts.” She’d hired a professional photographer for the promotional shoot, envisioning edgy, empowering images. Unfortunately, Brenda also hired Dave, her cousin, to handle the smoke machine.
Dave, bless his heart, got a little too enthusiastic. He cranked the smoke up to eleven, completely engulfing the model, Tiffany, in a cloud thicker than pea soup. Tiffany, mid-pose in a particularly fierce “Official Queen Bitch” shirt, emerged coughing, eyes watering, and looking less like royalty and more like a chimney sweep.
The smoke alarm then decided to join the party, blaring a deafening siren. Brenda, amidst the chaos, shrieked, “Turn it off! We’re trying to sell Queen Bitch shirts, not summon the fire department!” The only photo they salvaged was a blurry shot of Tiffany, coughing and covered in soot, ironically captioned “Queen Bitch: Smoke Show Edition.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












