Official Nothing Beats New England Patriots Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock T Shirt
The aroma of sizzling onions and peppers hung heavy in the air, a siren song to my rumbling stomach. The line for “Wicked Good Eats” food truck snaked around the corner, a testament to their legendary lobster rolls. I clutched my wallet, mentally preparing for the inevitable dent in my bank account.
Then I remembered. I was wearing it. My “Official Nothing Beats New England Patriots Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock T Shirt.”
Taking a deep breath, I approached the window, the Patriots logo proudly displayed across my chest. “Hey there,” I said to the woman inside, flashing my best smile. “I heard a little something about a free meal for anyone sporting this particular piece of Patriots pride?”
She grinned, a flash of silver teeth. “Well now, aren’t you a lucky one! Let me see that shirt! Official, huh? Alright, buddy, what’ll it be? Lobster roll’s on the house.” My stomach roared in approval. Go Pats!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












