Official Nothing Beats Arizona Cardinals Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock T Shirt
My palms were sweating. This was it, my first date with Sarah. I’d chosen a casual cafe, hoping to project ‘relaxed and approachable’. Clearly, it wasn’t working. I fumbled with my coffee cup, avoiding eye contact. “So,” I began, my voice cracking slightly.
Sarah smiled, a genuine, disarming smile. “So,” she echoed, “that’s quite the T-shirt.”
I looked down at my chest. My “Official Nothing Beats Arizona Cardinals Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock T Shirt” stared back. It was my lucky shirt, but maybe not the best first impression.
“Um, yeah,” I stammered, “it’s… a conversation starter?”
She laughed. “Clearly! Are you saying the Cardinals are unbeatable?”
And just like that, the ice broke. We debated the merits of rock-paper-scissors, the Cardinals’ chances this season, and the absurdity of team-branded apparel. The rest of the date flowed easily, all thanks to my ridiculously specific, utterly embarrassing, and surprisingly effective T-shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












