Official Normal Heartbeat Deceased Heartbeat Heartbeat Watching Miami Heat T Shirt
The Miami sun beat down as I proudly sported my “Official Normal Heartbeat Deceased Heartbeat Heartbeat Watching Miami Heat T Shirt.” Perfect beach attire, I thought. Until a rogue wave, fueled by mischievous ocean spirits, decided to target me.
I emerged sputtering, covered in seaweed and, more importantly, sand. Not just any sand, but the kind that clings like glitter at a toddler’s birthday party. Great. Now my vital sign-themed shirt was a crunchy, tan canvas.
I tried brushing it off, but only succeeded in creating a sandy halo around the “Deceased Heartbeat” section. It looked like my heart flatlined from sheer beach-related trauma. People stared, probably wondering if I needed CPR. I just chuckled, grabbed my towel, and decided a sandy shirt was a small price to pay for a laugh and a day at the beach. Besides, it added character, right?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












