Official My Precious Shirts
Agnes, notorious for her love of all things Tolkien, had proudly debuted her new “Official My Precious Shirts” collection at the annual Shiretown Bake-Off. She’d painstakingly arranged them on a makeshift table, each shirt featuring a different Gollum-esque pose. Disaster struck when a rogue dachshund, aptly named Smaug, mistook the “My Precious” script on one shirt for a chew toy invitation.
Smaug launched himself, teeth bared, directly into the pile, yanking the shirt off the table. Agnes shrieked, “My Precious! My Precious Shirts!” as Smaug, now sporting a somewhat deflated Gollum face around his neck, proceeded to drag the entire display through a vat of blueberry pie filling. The scene resembled a hobbit massacre, only stickier and much, much funnier. Agnes, covered in blueberry goo and Gollum’s distorted visage, could only laugh, realizing that even in Middle-earth, sometimes chaos reigns.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on