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Official My Mouth Keeps Writing Checks My Ass Cannot Cash Tshirts Sweater
Description
Official My Mouth Keeps Writing Checks My Ass Cannot Cash Tshirts Sweater
The phrase shimmered in the twilight, a neon sign blinking in the subconscious. “Official My Mouth Keeps Writing Checks My Ass Cannot Cash Tshirts Sweater” – it was the slogan of a mischievous cloud empire, where cherubic accountants tallied promises whispered on dandelion seeds. Imagine a city built of overdrawn bank statements, where the currency was regret and the skyline was sculpted from bounced cheques. Citizens wore the eponymous t-shirts and sweaters, perpetually sweating with anxiety, yet strangely proud of their flamboyant insolvency. They rode penny-farthing bicycles powered by hot air and dreamed of a utopian future where IOUs blossomed into fields of forget-me-nots. The air tasted of stale coffee and broken promises, a bittersweet symphony of ambition perpetually outstripping resources, a beautiful, chaotic mess of intention and inability.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
