Official My Chemical Romance Salem Witch Trials Shirts
Agnes, bless her cotton socks, was a committed My Chemical Romance fan, even at 78. She’d waited weeks for her “Official My Chemical Romance Salem Witch Trials Shirt” to arrive, and planned to wear it to bingo. Tragedy struck as she was attempting to iron said shirt. Agnes, never one for reading instructions, had the iron set to “Volcanic.”
The shirt, emblazoned with a delightfully morbid image of the band in Puritan garb, promptly melted. Not just a little singe, mind you, but a full-blown, steaming puddle of polyester and ink. The smell of burnt Gerards filled her kitchen. Agnes, covered in glittery vinyl remnants, wailed, “Curses! My Chemical Romance has cursed *me* with their dark magic!” Fortunately, her neighbour, Mildred, thinking Agnes was having a medical emergency, burst in with a defibrillator, which only added to the chaos and the faint smell of singed witch.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












