Official Maniac Madness And Mayhem I Warned You Not To Go Out Tonight Shirts
The first rays of dawn, bruised and purple, clawed their way through the blinds, painting stripes across a room that screamed regret. A half-eaten pizza box lay slumped against a discarded “Official Maniac Madness And Mayhem I Warned You Not To Go Out Tonight” shirt, its slogan now a cruel joke. A single, deflated balloon bobbed sadly from the ceiling fan. The air hung thick with the ghosts of spilled drinks and questionable decisions. A groan emanated from the tangled mess of limbs on the couch. Sunlight hit a face, eyelids fluttering open to reveal bloodshot eyes struggling to focus. A slow, agonizing assessment began: pounding headache, inexplicable glitter stuck to an eyebrow, and a vague, terrifying memory of someone riding a shopping cart down Main Street. Yep, tonight’s mayhem had clearly exceeded expectations.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












