Official Mama Didnt Raise A Bitch If She Did It Was My Brother Shirt
My palms were slicker than a greased pig. Across the table, Liam smiled, oblivious to the internal tsunami threatening to capsize me. Iâd chosen this quirky cafe hoping its mismatched chairs and over-enthusiastic barista would distract me, but no such luck.
I was about to launch into a pre-rehearsed anecdote about my cat when Liamâs eyes widened. He was staring at my chest. My heart plummeted. Was there spinach in my teeth? A rogue stain?
âIs thatâŚ,â he began, pointing. I braced myself. âIs that an âOfficial Mama Didnât Raise a Bitch If She Did It Was My Brotherâ shirt?â
My face flushed. âUm, yeah. My brotherâs⌠a handful.â
Liam burst out laughing, a genuine, hearty sound. âThatâs amazing! My sisterâs the same. She onceâŚâ He launched into a story about his sisterâs epic prank war with him. Relief washed over me. My stupid shirt, my ultimate comfort blanket, had somehow saved the day. Maybe this wouldnât be a disaster after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material â 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. Youâll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you donât look like youâve put a dress on












