Official Last Name Ever First Name Gayest Shirts
The 7 train lurched to a halt, sending a ripple of irritated sighs through the packed car. A guy with a bright green mohawk and enough piercings to set off airport security squeezed onto the platform, nearly knocking over a woman struggling with a grocery bag.
“Sorry, sorry!” he yelped, grabbing a pole. He was followed by two more friends, one sporting ripped fishnets and the other, a beaming grin.
“Dude, look!” the fishnet friend pointed at the back of a guy in front of them. “He’s wearing it! The ‘Official Last Name Ever First Name Gayest Shirts’ shirt! I told you they were catching on!”
The mohawked guy craned his neck. “No way! And he’s rocking it! We should get one for Kevin. He’d die.”
The beaming friend chimed in, “Maybe we can find them after the parade?”
The woman with the grocery bag glared. “Some of us are trying to get home,” she muttered, but the trio was too busy planning their next fashion statement to notice.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












