Official Knight Chop Shirts
The subway car rattled and swayed, a symphony of screeching metal and muttered complaints. A gaggle of teenagers, smelling faintly of cheap cologne and rebellion, crowded near the doors, their laughter echoing off the grimy walls.
One of them, a lanky kid with bright orange hair, suddenly shouted, “Yo, did anyone see Sir Reginald’s face when he got chopped by Baron Von Evilhammer last night? Epic fail!”
His friend, sporting a ripped denim jacket, snorted. “Seriously! Dude needs to retire. He’s getting too slow. At least his merch is still fire. Anyone grabbing an **Official Knight Chop Shirt** at the game next week?”
A woman clutching a grocery bag glared at them. “Lower your voices, please! Some of us are trying to read.”
The orange-haired kid just grinned. “Sorry, ma’am! Just discussing the finer points of medieval combat. You know, knights, chops, the whole shebang!” He winked, then pulled out his phone, scrolling through what was probably a highlight reel of the aforementioned “chop.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












