Official Jurassic Summer Skeleton Shirts
The air hung thick and humid, a pre-historic soup simmering under a sun that felt suspiciously like a giant amber eye. Everywhere you looked, shimmering heat haze distorted reality, making palm trees sway like slumbering brontosauruses. And then you saw them: Official Jurassic Summer Skeleton Shirts, hanging limply from bamboo stalls, their bone-white outlines glowing faintly in the oppressive heat. Each shirt whispered a forgotten tale of sizzling beaches, volcanic sunsets, and the existential dread of being a T-Rex with a sunburn. Wearing one felt like stepping into a hazy dream, where the boundaries between past and present blurred, and you could almost hear the faint rustle of scales and the echoing roar of a long-lost summer, forever fossilized in cotton and bone. You were no longer just wearing a shirt; you were wearing a memory, a myth, a sun-bleached skeleton key to a summer that never truly ended.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on