Official John Cena Wwe If Cena Wins We Complain Online T Shirt
My palms were slicker than a greased-up Goldberg. Tonight was the night. First date with Sarah, the girl from my history class who actually laughed at my Napoleon jokes. I’d chosen the “Official John Cena WWE If Cena Wins We Complain Online T Shirt” for luck, or maybe just to weed out the faint of heart.
I fumbled with the door of the cafe, and there she was. Beautiful, smiling, and… squinting at my chest.
“Is that…?” she started, a playful glint in her eye.
“Yep,” I confessed, bracing myself for judgment.
Instead, she burst out laughing. “Oh my god, that’s amazing! I can’t stand him, but that shirt is pure genius.”
Relief washed over me. We spent the next five minutes dissecting Cena’s career. The shirt, my beacon of awkwardness, had become the perfect icebreaker. Maybe, just maybe, this wouldn’t be a total disaster.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












