Official John Cameron Swayze Camel News Caravan Let Me Draw You A Map So When I Tell You To Fuck Off Youll Know Shirt
The musty air of the thrift store always felt like a portal to forgotten dreams. Today, mine was singular: the legendary “Official John Cameron Swayze Camel News Caravan Let Me Draw You A Map So When I Tell You To Fuck Off You’ll Know” shirt. I’d seen it online, a holy grail of cynical vintage tees.
Rack after rack of moth-eaten polyester and faded band tees yielded nothing. Discouraged, I almost gave up. Then, in the depths of a bin overflowing with oversized denim jackets, a familiar camel silhouette peeked out. I yanked it free. There it was, the glorious, offensive map emblazoned across the chest. It fit perfectly, like it had been waiting for me. The universe had clearly conspired to deliver this beautiful, sarcastic masterpiece into my hands. Today, I was a god amongst thrifters.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












