Official Its Dumb As Hell That Daves Hot Chicken Charge You For A Fountain Drink Shirts
The sun, a greasy yolk in the sky, oozed light across the parking lot, illuminating a lone figure hunched over a crumpled “Official Its Dumb As Hell That Dave’s Hot Chicken Charge You For A Fountain Drink” t-shirt. He was asleep, or pretending to be, the pungent aroma of yesterday’s extra-hot tenders clinging to him like a shroud. Empty Dave’s cups, monuments to poor hydration choices, littered the asphalt around him. A lone crow, perched atop a flickering neon sign, cawed a mournful dirge, a sound that echoed the hollow ache in his stomach, a pain only slightly lessened by the memory of that initial, glorious, fiery bite. He groaned, stirred, and pulled the t-shirt tighter, a shield against the judging eyes of the morning. Maybe, just maybe, he could sneak back inside and bum a free refill. He deserved it, damn it, after that five-alarm fire he’d put down.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












