Official I Dont Want Your Measles And Mumps And Rubella And Covid Shirts
The words swam in my mind, morphing into a bizarre carnival banner flapping in a lavender sky. “Official I Dont Want Your Measles And Mumps And Rubella And Covid Shirts!” it proclaimed, the lettering shimmering with iridescent soap bubbles. Below, a parade of fantastical creatures marched, each wearing a shirt emblazoned with the same slogan. A fluffy, six-legged grumblebunny hopped alongside a dignified, monocled sloth, while a mischievous cloud sprite floated overhead, trailing streams of shimmering hand sanitizer. The air thrummed with a protective hum, a symphony of sanitized surfaces and healthy boundaries. Suddenly, the banner unfurled, transforming into a giant, billowy scarf, wrapping itself around the world, a shield against the invisible enemies, a soft, comforting promise of well-being and a future free from the itchy discomfort of mumps and the feverish delirium of measles.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












