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Official I Am Unconcerned About The Question Of Free Will Tshirts Sweater
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Official I Am Unconcerned About The Question Of Free Will Tshirts Sweater
Professor Quentin Quibble, renowned philosopher and wearer of the “Official I Am Unconcerned About The Question Of Free Will Tshirts Sweater,” was demonstrating the butterfly effect during his Intro to Metaphysics lecture. He’d meticulously arranged a domino chain across the stage, designed to culminate in a miniature guillotine severing a rubber chicken’s head.
Everything was going perfectly until, in a flourish meant to highlight the domino’s initial nudge, Professor Quibble dramatically tripped over his own feet. He landed smack-dab in the middle of the domino chain, his “Official I Am Unconcerned About The Question Of Free Will Tshirts Sweater” snagging on several of the little rectangles.
The chain reaction became a chaotic scramble, the guillotine misfired, and the rubber chicken, instead of losing its head, was launched directly into the ceiling fan, resulting in a shower of rubber feathers and existential dread. The professor, covered in both, looked utterly defeated. “Well,” he sighed, “I guess some things *are* predetermined.”
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
