Official Horror Characters X Walmart Not For The Weak Halloween Shirts
The subway car rattled and groaned, a symphony of urban discomfort. A gaggle of teenagers, faces illuminated by phone screens, were crammed near the door, their laughter echoing off the grimy walls. One, sporting neon green hair, elbowed his friend.
“Dude, check it. My mom got me the *sickest* Halloween shirt at Walmart!” He pulled up a picture on his phone. “It’s like, all the official horror characters – Freddy, Jason, Pennywise – all mashed up with the Walmart logo. ‘Not For The Weak,’ it says! So brutal.”
A woman in a sensible beige suit, clutching a briefcase, visibly shuddered. An elderly man with a newspaper peered over his spectacles, muttering, “Hooligans. Back in my day, Halloween was about ghosts, not… corporate endorsements of mayhem.” The train screeched to a halt, and the neon-haired teen, oblivious, yelled, “Later, nerds! I gotta go rep some horror!” The doors hissed open, swallowing him into the chaotic city.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on