Official Horror Characters X Ups Not For The Weak Halloween Shirts
Brenda, bless her heart, was always extra. So, naturally, she’d ordered the “Official Horror Characters X Ups Not For The Weak Halloween Shirts” for the entire office. She envisioned a terrifyingly coordinated team spirit.
Instead, picture this: Brenda, proudly wearing her Jason Voorhees themed shirt, trips over the overflowing box of UPS deliveries (ironically, the very shirts she’d ordered!). She flails, grabbing for support, and yanks down the office’s oversized, highly-inflatable Grim Reaper decoration.
The Reaper, deflating with a mournful sigh, landed directly on poor Dave, who was already sporting his Freddy Krueger shirt. Now, Dave was pinned beneath a rubbery death figure, covered in shipping peanuts, and only his clawed, red-and-green-striped fingers were visible. Brenda, entangled in the UPS box, just wailed, “It’s…it’s method acting!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












