Official Horror Characters X Parker Not For The Weak Halloween Shirts
The alarm blared at 6 AM, instantly plunging me into chaos. My toddler had decided 5:58 was an acceptable wake-up time. Coffee spilled, the dog ate my breakfast toast, and my boss scheduled an emergency meeting for 8:30. By noon, I was running on fumes, fielding calls while simultaneously trying to assemble a Frankenstein-ian lunch from office leftovers.
Later, navigating the grocery store after work felt like starring in a slasher film – aggressive shoppers, screaming children, and empty shelves lurking around every corner. Finally home, I collapsed, only to remember I promised the kids a “spooky” dinner. As I frantically searched for inspiration, I saw it: the “Official Horror Characters X Parker Not For The Weak Halloween Shirts” ad on my phone. Maybe, just maybe, I could scare up some enthusiasm with a themed dinner. At least tonight, the horror would be intentional.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on