Official Horror Characters X Oreilly Not For The Weak Halloween Shirts
The subway car rattled, a symphony of screeching metal and muffled conversations. A gaggle of teenagers, faces illuminated by phone screens, crammed into the corner. One, sporting bright pink hair, nudged her friend, “Dude, check out that guy’s shirt!”
Her friend, glued to TikTok, reluctantly glanced up. A burly man, struggling to hold onto the overhead rail, wore a black t-shirt proclaiming “Official Horror Characters X Oreilly Not For The Weak Halloween Shirts.” Jason Voorhees stood menacingly next to a pixelated O’Reilly logo.
“Seriously?” the pink-haired girl snorted. “O’Reilly? What’s scary about car parts?”
“Maybe they sell haunted carburetors?” another teen chimed in, earning a chorus of giggles.
The man, oblivious to their amusement, just shifted his weight, muttering something about needing new brake pads. The subway lurched to a stop, and the teens, still chuckling, spilled out onto the platform, leaving the horror-themed, auto-part-branded man to his commute.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on