Official Hobo Johnson And The Lovemakers 2025 Peach Scone 8 Year 3 Month Anniversary Tour Shirts
The sun, a hazy peach scone smeared across the sky, bled light into the tour van. Crusty socks and forgotten dreams clung to the shag carpet. Travis, the self-proclaimed “Lovemaker” on triangle, snored, a rhythmic wheeze punctuated by the occasional mumble of “Peach…scone…encore.” Hobo Johnson, crumpled amongst a pile of commemorative 8-year-3-month anniversary shirts (featuring a disturbingly realistic scone on fire), blinked awake. His beard, a tangled nest of crumbs and existential dread, tickled his neck. The scent of stale coffee and forgotten glory hung heavy in the air. He groaned, the sound lost in the rumble of the engine, already miles down the highway, chasing the ghost of sold-out venues and the lingering taste of sugary, peachy oblivion. Another day, another town, another chance to sell a few more damn scones on fire.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












