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Agnes, bless her heart, was attempting to make a grand entrance at the historical reenactment society’s winter social. She’d envisioned herself as a sophisticated historian, not a flailing penguin in a novelty t-shirt. See, Agnes thought the “Official Hannibal Crossing The Alps 1 Star Rate Turns Out Elephants Hate Snow Who Knew Shirts” were ironically chic. She hadn’t factored in the slick ice coating the library steps.
One minute she was waving dramatically, the next she was airborne, her arms windmilling. The stack of meticulously researched scrolls flew one way, her sensible walking stick another, and Agnes herself landed in a snowdrift, the shirt proclaiming her ironic lack of historical awareness for all to see. To add insult to injury, her wig, perched precariously, landed perfectly on the head of the library’s bust of, you guessed it, Hannibal. The irony was truly unbearable.
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- Pull On closure
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- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
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- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
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