Official Hangman Adam Page Unhappy Trails Shirts
Barnaby, bless his heart, was convinced he was a fashion icon. He’d recently purchased the “Official Hangman Adam Page Unhappy Trails Shirts” and planned to debut it at the local farmer’s market. The plan was flawless, or so he thought. He’d wear the shirt, confidently offer samples of his artisanal goat cheese, and bask in the reflected glory of a wrestling legend.
Unfortunately, Barnaby also decided to demonstrate his “goat whispering” skills. He leaned over the pen, bellowing soothing nonsense, when a mischievous goat, clearly unimpressed by his wrestling attire, decided Barnaby’s shirt looked delicious. With a mighty tug, the goat ripped the “Unhappy Trails” right off Barnaby’s back, leaving him standing there, cheese-covered and half-naked, while the goat gleefully chewed on the remains of Hangman Page’s likeness. The only trail Barnaby was leaving was one of utter embarrassment.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












