Official Halloween Holding Off Christmas As Long As It Can Tshirts Sweater
Agnes, bless her heart, was fiercely dedicated to Halloween. So dedicated, in fact, that she owned the “Official Halloween Holding Off Christmas As Long As It Can Tshirts Sweater” – a gaudy, orange monstrosity featuring cartoon pumpkins aggressively shoving candy canes into a snowdrift.
She wore it proudly to the local pumpkin patch’s pie-eating contest. Unfortunately, Agnes was also fiercely competitive. Mid-bite, a particularly stubborn chunk of pumpkin pie launched itself from her mouth, landing squarely on the judge, a kindly Santa impersonator.
The Santa, startled, leaped back, tripping over a rogue bale of hay. He landed in a heap, covered in pie and glaring at Agnes’ sweater. “Halloween… holding off Christmas… is this a threat?” he wheezed, covered in pumpkin, while Agnes frantically tried to explain that it was just a… fashion statement. The irony, of course, was lost on everyone but the pie-eating champion.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












