Official Groove Train Retro Funky 70s Disco T Shirt
“That’ll be $32.47,” the cashier, Brenda, chirped, scanning my milk. She stopped, eyes widening slightly as she took in my “Official Groove Train Retro Funky 70s Disco T Shirt.”
“Groove Train, huh?” she said, a smirk playing on her lips. “More like Groove…Pain. That band was awful!”
I gasped, clutching my bag of chips. “Brenda! Blasphemy! They were pioneers of the funk!”
“Pioneers of cheesy polyester, maybe,” she countered, ringing up my bread. “My older brother swore they ripped off Earth, Wind & Fire. Said their concerts were just a bunch of out-of-sync dancers in bell bottoms.”
“He’s clearly misguided,” I declared, digging for my wallet. “They had a killer horn section! And that bassline on ‘Boogie Nights Delight’ is legendary!”
Brenda chuckled. “Legendarily repetitive, you mean. Alright, alright, to each their own. Just don’t go bustin’ a move in the parking lot. $32.47, please.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












