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The subway car rattled, a symphony of screeching metal and muffled chatter. Maria, crammed between a businessman glued to his phone and a guy juggling oranges, sighed. Suddenly, a booming voice cut through the din.
“Hey! Check it out!” It was a teenager, brandishing his phone. “Official Garbage Pail Kids Phillies Karen Ball Hog Brenda shirts! Best of both worlds, right here!” He shoved the phone in the face of a woman with impeccably coiffed hair, who recoiled as if he’d offered her a live rat.
“Absolutely not! Uncouth! And associating me with *that*… Brenda? Preposterous!” she huffed, clutching her designer handbag tighter. The orange-juggling guy nearly dropped a citrus fruit in surprise. The businessman, finally looking up from his phone, chuckled. “Now that’s a conversation starter,” he muttered, earning a glare from the offended woman. Maria just grinned. Only in New York.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












