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Official Future Fakers Of America Ghost Tshirts Sweater

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Official Future Fakers Of America Ghost Tshirts Sweater
The alarm, a distorted synth-pop anthem, screamed 6:00 AM. Light, thick as honey, oozed through the gaps in the blinds, illuminating dust motes dancing in the air. A crumpled “Official Future Fakers Of America” ghost t-shirt lay abandoned on the floor, a testament to last night’s late-night brainstorming session. Sarah groaned, pulling her threadbare “Sweater of Existential Dread” tighter around her. The faint scent of stale pizza and ambition hung heavy in the air. Today was the day. They’d finally unveil their “Pre-emptive Nostalgia Generator” at the regional Future Fakers convention. Nervous energy crackled in the air, thick enough to taste. Time to face the music, and maybe, just maybe, trick the world into believing their fabricated future.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on