Official Funny Raccoon Selfie Tshirts Sweater
The subway car rattled, a symphony of screeching brakes and muffled conversations. A gaggle of teenagers were huddled near the doors, their laughter echoing off the grimy walls. One, a girl with bright pink hair, pointed at a man struggling to hold onto a pole.
“Dude, look at him! He looks like he’s wrestling an octopus!” she shrieked, earning giggles from her friends.
Another, a boy sporting a backwards baseball cap, chimed in. “He needs a ‘Official Funny Raccoon Selfie Tshirts Sweater’! That’s the only thing that could save him from this epic fail.”
The girl with pink hair snorted. “Seriously! I saw one online. It’s so bad, it’s good. Like, imagine that guy wearing it. Instant street cred!”
The man on the pole, oblivious to their commentary, just tightened his grip and prayed for his stop to arrive. The raccoon sweater, however, had just become a legend within the confines of the 4 train.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












