Official From The Windows To The Walls Im About To Deck These Halls T Shirt
I was wrestling a Christmas tree into my car, the branches poking me like disapproving fingers, when I heard a giggle. I looked up to see a woman, maybe mid-thirties, clutching a bag of ornaments and pointing at my t-shirt.
“Official From The Windows To The Walls Im About To Deck These Halls,” she read, then burst out laughing. “That’s amazing! I need that shirt.”
“It’s a lifestyle,” I grinned, finally managing to slam the trunk shut. “Christmas commitment is a serious business.”
“Seriously! My husband thinks I go overboard. He calls me the ‘Queen of Tinsel Terror’.” She chuckled, extending a hand. “I’m Sarah.”
“Mark,” I replied, shaking her hand. “And I fully support your Tinsel Terror reign. You need backup? I’m your guy.”
We chatted for a few more minutes, swapping holiday decoration tips and agreeing that eggnog was an underrated beverage. Turns out, we lived just a few streets apart. “We should definitely coordinate our lights this year,” Sarah said, grabbing her keys. “Maybe even have a ‘Deck the Halls’ party.”
“Consider it a date,” I replied, already looking forward to it. Thanks, t-shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












