Official From The Windows To The Walls Im About To Deck These Halls Christmas T Shirt
The wrong pizza arrived. Not just any pizza, but a pineapple-and-ham monstrosity, delivered to my door while I was hosting a very serious, very Italian, pizza-snob family gathering. My face flushed. “I didn’t order this,” I stammered, mortified.
Suddenly, Uncle Sal, notorious for his fiery temper, started to roar. But then, his eyes landed on my Christmas t-shirt. He stopped mid-sentence, squinting. His face slowly broke into a grin. “Hey! ‘Windows to the Walls’! Classic!” He burst into laughter, followed by the rest of the family.
The tension evaporated. We all bonded over the hilarious shirt and the pineapple-pizza faux pas. The correct pizzas arrived eventually, but the unexpected levity, courtesy of my festive attire, saved the evening from becoming a culinary disaster of epic proportions. Who knew a Christmas t-shirt could be a diplomatic tool?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












