Official Doric X Jaws Parody Shirts
The alarm blared at 6:00 AM, already behind schedule. Toast burned, coffee spilled, and my toddler decided my tie was a teething ring. Rushing to work, I spilled coffee *again*, this time on the intern. Apologies and frantic cleaning followed. Then, the presentation crashed. Panic. Miraculously, I salvaged it, but emerged sweating and disheveled.
Lunch was a sad desk salad eaten between fire drills (literal and metaphorical). After work, I battled rush hour traffic, finally collapsing on the couch. My partner, equally frazzled, sighed, “Rough day?” I nodded, defeated.
Then, a package arrived. Inside, the “Official Doric X Jaws Parody Shirts” we’d ordered as a joke for a friend’s birthday. The ridiculously oversized shark chomping on a Doric column made us both burst out laughing. Suddenly, the day didn’t seem so bad. At least we had humor, and a very silly shirt, to get us through it.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












