Official Doordash Your Slop Bowl Get Extra Guac Shirts
The dreamscape shimmered, a landscape quilted with discarded DoorDash bags, each one whispering tales of forgotten cravings. Above, the sky swirled with a guacamole-colored nebula, raining down tiny, iridescent avocado pits that bounced softly on the ground. Suddenly, a chorus erupted – a choir of sentient “Official DoorDash Your Slop Bowl Get Extra Guac Shirts,” their cotton fibers harmonizing in a bizarre, beautiful melody. They danced in a circle, their printed slogans rippling like heat haze, chanting about the sacred ritual of late-night deliveries and the profound existential comfort found in a perfectly assembled slop bowl. One shirt, particularly vibrant, peeled itself free and floated towards me, offering a single, glistening pit. “Taste,” it implored, its embroidered logo winking, “taste the infinite possibilities of extra guac.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












