Official Dont Threaten Me With A Good Time Text Shirts
The subway car rattled, a symphony of screeching metal and mumbled conversations. A woman with bright pink hair struggled to wrangle a stroller overflowing with groceries. Suddenly, a booming voice cut through the din.
“Hey! Nice shirt!”
Everyone turned to see a guy with a handlebar mustache pointing at a teenager glued to his phone. The teen looked up, startled.
“Huh? Oh, this?” He gestured to his t-shirt, which read, “Official Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time Text Shirts.”
“Yeah! Classic!” the mustached man exclaimed. “Where’d you get it? My niece is obsessed with that saying.”
The teen shrugged. “Online, I guess. Pretty popular.”
The pink-haired woman, finally victorious over the stroller, chimed in, “My son has one too! He wears it to every party. It’s practically his uniform.”
The train screeched to a halt, and the doors hissed open. As the teen shuffled out, the mustached man called after him, “Keep spreading the good vibes!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












