Official Dont Scare Me I Might Pee Halloween Pregnant Ghost Shirts
Agnes, bless her heart, was determined to win the “Most Spirited Halloween Decorator” award. This year’s theme: Pregnant Ghost Maternity Ward. She’d painstakingly crafted ghostly baby bumps from pillows and draped everything in gauzy white fabric.
The centerpiece was a clothesline strung with tiny “Official Dont Scare Me I Might Pee Halloween Pregnant Ghost Shirts,” each sporting a different spooky design. Agnes, perched on a rickety stool, was adjusting the “Boo-Berry” shirt when disaster struck. The stool wobbled, she flailed, and grabbed the clothesline for support.
The entire line, shirts and all, ripped down, showering Agnes in miniature ghost-themed maternity wear. She landed in a pile of pillows, entangled in gauze, looking less like a decorating champion and more like a very confused, fabric-smothered mummy. The judging panel, arriving just then, burst into laughter. Needless to say, she didn’t win the award, but she did win “Most Hilariously Chaotic.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












