Official Death Taxes Boswell Down The Middle Shirts
The subway car lurched, sending a wave of bodies swaying like wheat in a field. A woman with a grocery bag overflowing with kale glared at a teenager blasting K-pop from his phone. Suddenly, a booming voice cut through the din.
“Alright, alright, settle down, folks! Gotta make room for the most important announcement of the day!” A man with a handlebar mustache and a shirt stretched taut across his belly squeezed into the car. He cleared his throat. “Don’t forget, folks! The annual Boswell family reunion is next weekend! And this year, we’re taking it to a whole new level with…wait for it… Official Death Taxes Boswell Down The Middle Shirts! Get ’em while they’re hot! Sizes S to XXXL! Show your Boswell pride!”
A ripple of groans (and a few muffled chuckles) went through the car. Even the K-pop kid looked up, momentarily intrigued. The kale lady just sighed, muttering, “Only in New York.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












