Official Dak Spit First Philly Vs Cowboys Shirts
Bertram, a man known for his over-enthusiasm and questionable coordination, was hosting his annual “Philly Vs. Cowboys Tailgate of Terror.” This year, he’d proudly sported his brand new “Official Dak Spit First Philly Vs Cowboys Shirt,” a gift from his equally unhinged brother. As he attempted a dramatic, arm-flailing rendition of “Fly, Eagles Fly,” while perched precariously on a cooler, disaster struck.
Bertram lost his balance, flailing wildly and managing to simultaneously knock over a vat of homemade chili, trip over a rogue garden gnome (also inexplicably wearing a miniature Cowboys jersey), and land headfirst in a kiddie pool filled with lukewarm beer. Emerging, sputtering and covered in chili-beer sludge, the “Official Dak Spit First” slogan on his shirt was now comically obscured by a rogue chili bean, transforming it into “Official Dak Sp*t First.” He looked up, defeated, to see his wife filming the entire ordeal, tears of laughter streaming down her face.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












