Official Cute Baby Yoda Im Not Cranky Im Just Seventy And Fluent In Sarcasm Shirt
The thrift store air hung thick with the scent of mothballs and forgotten dreams. I was on a mission: find a truly awful, ironic t-shirt. I sifted through racks of band tees and faded vacation slogans, feeling increasingly disheartened. Then, tucked behind a sequined Elvis Presley number, it shimmered.
Not shimmering, exactly, but definitely calling to me. A faded, slightly pilled, but undeniably glorious t-shirt. It was my destiny, I knew it. There he was, Baby Yoda, eyes wide and innocent, juxtaposed with the declaration: “Official Cute Baby Yoda. I’m Not Cranky, I’m Just Seventy And Fluent In Sarcasm.”
It was perfect. Utterly, beautifully, perfectly awful. I clutched it to my chest, a victorious grin spreading across my face. This wasn’t just a t-shirt; it was a statement. And for $2.50, I was ready to make it.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












