Official Curtan Wall Crocodile Moat Shirts
The subway car vibrated, a symphony of screeching metal and muffled coughs. A woman with a parrot perched on her shoulder was arguing loudly with a man reading a newspaper about the merits of birdseed brands. A teenager with bright pink hair was meticulously applying glitter eyeliner, oblivious to the world.
Suddenly, a booming voice cut through the chaos. “Step right up, folks! Get your limited edition, officially licensed Curtan Wall Crocodile Moat Shirts!” A wiry man, balancing precariously with a stack of folded shirts, was working the aisle. “Show your support for historical preservation! Guaranteed to repel alligators, metaphorical or otherwise!”
The parrot squawked in protest. The newspaper rustled furiously. The glittery teenager giggled. “Crocodile moat shirts? Seriously?” she said, pulling out her phone to snap a picture. “Gonna need one of those for my next date!” The man chuckled, “Smart girl! You never know who you’ll meet these days.” He winked, moving on to the next bewildered commuter, his voice echoing, “Curtan Wall Crocodile Moat Shirts! Get ’em while they’re hot!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












