Official Crutan Wall X Patrick Kyle Sword Shirts
Brenda, bless her heart, was SO excited for the Crutan Wall X Patrick Kyle Sword Shirts to finally arrive. She’d pre-ordered five, one for each member of her book club, envisioning them all sporting the iconic design at their next meeting.
Unfortunately, Brenda’s excitement got the better of her. In her haste to iron out the wrinkles, she forgot the golden rule of heat and polyester: NEVER. The iron, set to “volcano,” met the glossy print of Patrick Kyle’s magnificent sword. Cue a plume of acrid smoke and the faint sound of Brenda yelping.
Now, instead of five identical shirts, she had four pristine ones and one…abstract expressionist masterpiece. Patrick Kyle’s sword looked less like a weapon and more like a melting cheese pizza, leaving Brenda to explain the “unique, limited edition, post-ironic” design to a very confused book club.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on