Official Cross Fit Jesus Funny Christian Dank Memes T Shirt
The line at the car wash snaked around the building, giving me ample time to contemplate the existential dread of a dirty Corolla. I leaned against the hood, trying to ignore the judgmental stares my “Official Cross Fit Jesus Funny Christian Dank Memes T Shirt” usually attracted. Today, however, was different.
A low rumble brought my attention to a meticulously maintained, cherry-red vintage Mustang. Out stepped a woman who looked like she’d just arrived from a biker rally, complete with leather vest and a chain wallet. She eyed me up and down, a smirk playing on her lips.
“CrossFit Jesus, huh?” she drawled, her voice raspy. “That’s… surprisingly metal.”
I stammered, expecting mockery. Instead, she chuckled. “Never thought I’d see that on a Tuesday. You got a good sense of humor, kid.” She gave a nod of approval and walked towards the vending machine. My faith in humanity (and the power of dank memes) was briefly restored.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












