Official Colorado Avalanche 1500th Anniversary Burnzie Commemorative T Shirt
The line at the car wash snaked around the building, giving me ample time to admire the “Official Colorado Avalanche 1500th Anniversary Burnzie Commemorative T Shirt” I’d snagged on eBay. Burnzie, the forgotten mascot, beamed goofily from my chest.
Suddenly, a gruff voice broke the silence. “Hey, kid. Nice shirt.” I turned to see a man built like a brick outhouse, arms covered in faded tattoos, leaning against a beat-up pickup. He looked more likely to appreciate a NASCAR tee than anything hockey-related.
“Uh, thanks,” I mumbled, surprised.
He chuckled, a low rumble. “Burnzie. Now there’s a deep cut. They canned him for being ‘too scary’ for the kiddies. Soft world these days. I remember when he used to terrorize the opposing teams’ bench. Good times.” He winked. “Keep reppin’ the classics, kid.” Then he spat a stream of tobacco juice into a nearby drain and strolled away, leaving me speechless.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












