Official Christian White Straight Unwoke Unvaxxed Gun Owner Meat Eater Male How Else Can I Piss You Off Today T Shirt
My palms were slicker than a greased piglet. Across the table, Sarah smiled, oblivious to the internal war raging within me. I adjusted my “Official Christian White Straight Unwoke Unvaxxed Gun Owner Meat Eater Male How Else Can I Piss You Off Today T Shirt,” a deliberate (and perhaps foolish) attempt at pre-emptive filtering.
She chuckled, a melodic sound that momentarily calmed my nerves. “That’s… quite a statement piece,” she said, her eyes twinkling. “Is it working?”
I stammered, “Working? As in…?”
“Pissing people off?” she clarified, amusement lacing her tone. “Or just sparking conversation?”
Relief flooded me. It wasn’t disgust, it was curiosity. “Honestly,” I admitted, “I was hoping for the latter. Bad first date strategy?”
“Potentially disastrous,” she agreed, “but definitely memorable. So, tell me, behind the controversial wardrobe choice, who are you *really* trying to weed out?” Maybe this wouldn’t be a total train wreck after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












