Official Chris Turner Not Happy Psycho Im Not Entirely Happy With This Shirts
The shirts whispered a coded language of discontent, a sartorial rebellion stitched into cotton. “Official Chris Turner Not Happy” echoed in the halls of a moonlit clock tower, each tick a melancholic reminder of unmet expectations. “Psycho Im Not Entirely Happy With This” rippled across the surface of a forgotten lake, disturbing the slumber of lily pads and ancient carp. I imagined Chris Turner, a lanky figure draped in twilight, wandering through a labyrinth of discarded dreams. He collected them in a burlap sack, each dream a deflated balloon reflecting the same subtle unhappiness. Was he a misunderstood genius? A prophet of the mildly perturbed? Or simply a man whose shirts spoke louder than his soul? The shirts, like cryptic messages from a parallel universe, hinted at a story begging to be unraveled, a story woven from threads of quiet dissatisfaction and the peculiar poetry of embroidered angst.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












