Official Chipocalypse Now Chicago Department Of War Trump Shirts
The alarm screamed at 5 AM, a symphony of impending doom. First, the coffee machine sputtered and died, leaving me caffeine-less and cranky. Then, the train was delayed, packed tighter than a can of sardines. At the office, chaos reigned. The main server crashed, sending everyone into a frenzy. My boss, usually a stoic figure, was pacing like a caged tiger.
Lunch was a sad vending machine granola bar. Back at my desk, more fires to put out. Someone had accidentally wiped the client database. Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, a colleague started ranting about political conspiracies, gesturing wildly. He was wearing one of those ridiculous “Official Chipocalypse Now Chicago Department Of War Trump Shirts,” convinced it was a coded message. The absurdity of it all was almost enough to make me laugh, until I remembered the database. Maybe the end was nigh.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












