Official Charlie Kirk South Park Jesus Is The Answer Shirt
(The food truck, “Holy Habanero,” blasts Christian rock at a slightly painful volume. A banner proclaims “Faith-Based Flavors!”)
“Next!” I call out, wiping sweat from my brow. “Alright, what’ll it be? Our ‘Forgiveness Fajitas’ are particularly popular today.”
A customer approaches, a nervous smile plastered on their face. They awkwardly flash a t-shirt featuring Charlie Kirk, South Park Jesus, and the phrase “Jesus Is The Answer.”
I squint, then beam. “Praise the Lord! I knew someone with true conviction would find us! That’s the ‘Official Charlie Kirk South Park Jesus Is The Answer’ shirt, alright! You get a free ‘Salvation Salsa’ burrito! Extra hot, just like the fires of hell…but in a good way, of course. Next time, bring a friend and spread the word! One free burrito per shirt.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












