Official Chain Breaker G59 Records Suicideboys Tshirts Sweater
Agnes, bless her heart, was not exactly known for her subtlety. So, when she saw her grandson, Kevin, rocking the “Official Chain Breaker G59 Records Suicideboys Tshirts Sweater” at Thanksgiving, she assumed it was some sort of DIY project gone horribly wrong.
“Kevin, darling,” she boomed across the table, gravy dripping precariously from her spoon, “did the cat have a fight with your sweater? It looks like it got into a shredder!”
Kevin, mortified, tried to explain the whole aesthetic, the underground hip-hop scene, the irony. Agnes, however, was having none of it. “Well, it looks like you need a new sweater, dear. I’ll knit you a nice one with a sensible pattern, maybe some kittens. Less… chain-breaking, more… heartwarming.”
Later, Kevin found Agnes trying to “fix” the sweater with a needle and thread, meticulously sewing the deliberately distressed fabric back together. He just sighed and offered her some pumpkin pie. Some things are best left unsaid (and un-sewn).
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












